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Well, you know I have been teaching you about some of the simple and effective texting shortcuts or acronyms that can be used in messaging.
LOL = Laughing Out Loud
SNAFU = Situation Normal, All F_cked Up
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
OMG = Oh My God
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO = Laughing My F_cking Ass Off
ROTFLMFAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F_cking Ass Off
TTFN = Tah Tah For Now
TTYL = Talk To You Later
BRB = Be Right Back
BFF = Best Friends Forever
FYI = For Your Information
IDK = I Don't Know
JK = Just Kidding
LTNS = Long Time No See
NMP = Not My Problem
OMW = On My Way
OTOH = On The Other Hand
TMI = Too Much Information
WTF = What The F_ck?
But now, here are some additional ones as more seniors are utilizing technology and trying to keep up with their kids, grandkids, or even their peers.
ATD = At The Doctor
DWI = Driving While Incontinent
JK = Just Kvetching
FWIW = Forgot Where I Was
GHA = Got Heartburn Again
WTBB = Where's The Beta Blocker?
BFF = Best Friend Farted
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHAO = Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO = Laughing My Dentures Out
LWO = Lawrence Welk's On
OMSG = Oh My! Sorry, Gas
IJWM = I Just Wet Myself
ROTFLCGU = Rolling On The Floor Laughing - Can't Get Up!
GOML = Get Off My Lawn!
TOT = Texting On Toilet
TTYL = Talk To You Louder
WAITT = Who Am I Talking To?
RULKM = Are You Leaving Kids Money?
MGAD = My Grandson's A Doctor
TGIFEBS = Thank God It's Four - Early Bird Special
WTFA = Wet The Furniture Again
GGLKI = Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!
WIWYA = When I Was Your Age
WGGUG = Why God Gave Us Grandchildren

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